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Nosy questions in. Perfect profile out.

About who you actually want. Then a Hinge profile built for exactly them.

Jenny wants a quiet nerd with a project. So her profile is a product launch.

About twenty minutes. Stays in this browser.

Jenny
Jenny holding up a sheet of paper that says: JENNY. EARLY ACCESS. Some features missing.
  • 29
  • Leeds
  • Speech therapist
  • Version 0.9

I'm looking for

A beta tester. No experience needed. Feedback form provided.

Jenny holding a mug out to the camera.
Caption on the photo: "Included: unlimited tea."
Jenny holding up a single sock.
Caption: "Missing feature: the other sock."

Don't hate me if I

Push updates on a Sunday.

Jenny on the sofa, duvet over her head, one arm out holding a mug.
Caption: "Battery saver mode. Every weekend."
Jenny holding a board game up like a shop display.
Caption: "Multiplayer supported. Local only."

Change my mind about

The roadmap. A walk, then a pub, then level two. No skipping.

Jenny holding a second controller out to the camera.
Caption: "Co-op campaign. Player two wanted."
That is the whole profile.